D3 body, D1 cock
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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