singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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