You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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