So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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