peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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