Buhtt sex?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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