It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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