I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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