Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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