Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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