Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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