At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
