I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
They have beer where we have blood.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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