He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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