I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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