okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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