Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's Friday. Sex?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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