Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
