I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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