So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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