Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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