Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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