My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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