it hurts more in the daytime
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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