I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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