I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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