She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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