READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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