Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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