I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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