Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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