it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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