Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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