My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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