Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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