And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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