This girl is more easily done than said...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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