I'm really into asian looking animals
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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