it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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