how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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