a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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