There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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