Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
home. puking in laundry basket.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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