There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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