Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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