Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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