haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
