Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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