I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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