Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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