After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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