girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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