so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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