So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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