I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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