There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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