Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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