Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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