Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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