But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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